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go CRAZY-CHICK MAGNET
I go crazy on crazy chicks; especially Dixie Chicks and chicks from Dixie or; where ya from? I love crazy chicks that play Dixie with me, don't you? I wish I was in Dixie!
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SCREW BOND WE'VE GOT JACK
US CounterTerrorist Agent Jack Bauer. A funny parody / spoof on twenty four and James Bond agent 007. Counter Terrorist / Counter Terrorism humor for t shirt, mug, hat, stickers and more.
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DROP THE DEMOCRATS!
From our pro republican elephant play on turds political cartoon humor collection… conservative innuendo anti-democrat political cartoon humor. Get this funny political cartoon on t shirts and stickers, political cartoon humor on a shirt or mug and political cartoon humor on shirts and hats - political cartoon humor ...see all Political Cartoon Humor shirt designs.
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DELIVERIES TAKEN IN REAR
Appreciate a good knock at the back door? Just flash this funny parody saying around town and you will have that rear door ringing until the bums cum home; a great sexual innuendo. A humorous innuendo shirt, thong, sticker or mug design will help get that ass tapped fast.
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THESE GET US AHead
Can you say ah? I'm in ah of those beauties. If you are looking to get AH head I will gladly loan you mine. Milk them for all they are worth!
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AIRPORT SECURITY: NOTHING ALLOWED ON FLIGHT
Airport Homeland Security: Have fun on airplane flights. A funny design to display around the airport while passing airport homeland security, around airline waiting area and while in flight.
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I JUST LOVE BIG CAULK
For home improvement the Big Caulk brand is one of the most popular caulks. It's known for slowness to harden, fullness of body to fill holes and expanded working area... see all CAULK shirt designs.
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ILLEGAL ALIEN..GROUND & POUND CLUB
Border Patrol - Fido says… “Lets cool their heels and put illegals in the pound with me; I’ll take real good care of those illegal alien hound dogs” – Border Patrol
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ARE YOU GAME..TO RUN A TRAIN?
We need a sweet ass caboose for this train because you can’t run a ho train without an engineer and a great caboose to seat the swing shift gang bang train gang.
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GOT CAULK? [want some]
Long lasting caulk gets the job done. If you have caulk you don’t need caulk. If you are not blessed with your own caulk you can borrow it from any number of caulk suckers that will do almost anything to loan you their caulk.
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GOT CAULK?
Long lasting caulk to gets the job done. If you have caulk you don’t need caulk. If you are not blessed with your own caulk you can borrow it from any number of caulk suckers that will do almost anything to loan you their caulk.
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CAULK LOVER
I love caulk; nothing is more versatile than a squirt of caulk. That’s why contractors, handymen, sexy trollops, plumbers and filthy whores are saying they aren’t the only caulk lovers that love their caulk. Pump that caulk and squirt that sticky stuff all over to caulk this, caulk that and caulk em all over everywhere. Get caulk shirts, hats, stickers, thongs and more.
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A CAULK SUCKER IS STARING AT ME
Wherever I go there are globs of rude offensive caulk suckers gazing and gawking at my caulk. Why don’t they get their own tube so they can stare at their own caulk?
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I LOVE CAULK
I love caulk; well who doesn’t. Nothing is more versatile than a big tuba caulk. Contractors, handyman, sexy trollops, plumbers and filthy whores are all saying they are caulk lovers. Hard caulk gets the job done. You can pump that caulk to squirt sticky stuff everywhere. When caulk is hard it stands up for just about anyone, nothing is more durable than hard caulk. Get I love caulk shirts tshirts, hats, stickers, thongs and more caulk.
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IF YOU LIKE CAULK YOU'LL LOVE MINE
You will appreciate my high quality special caulk. Nothing is more tacky than a big squirt from my caulk gun. From wet nurses and fluffers to sexy trollops and filthy whores they're all saying they love my caulk. My hardened caulk stands up to the test of time. Pump my caulk to squirt the sticky stuff everywhere. When my caulk gets hard it stands up to abuse, nothing is more durable or lasts longer than my hardened caulk. Caulk shirts tshirts, hats, stickers, thongs and more caulk.
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I'D CAULK THAT
I’d caulk that: adult sexual innuendo parody and sexual funny saying / slogan. Make it one of your sayings – I’d caulk that too! A great shirt design for plumbers, construction workers, contractors, framers, carpenters, roofers, builders and those wanting to make a suggestive sexual statement.
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I'D TAP THAT
I’d tap that: adult sexual innuendo parody and sexual funny saying / slogan. Make it one of your sayings - I’d tap that too! A great shirt design for plumbers, construction workers, contractors, framers, carpenters, roofers, builders and those wanting to make a suggestive sexual statement.
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3 OUT OF 2 PEOPLE HAVE TROUBLE WITH FRACTIONS
Some of us people just don’t get the concept of fractions. The sum of the parts should equal the whole. But my whole seems to have too many in-fractions. No wonder they don’t let me teach fractions, I still have trouble with people.
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TAPSTER
TAPSTER: adult sexual innuendo parody and sexual funny saying / slogan. You are the TAPSTER! A great shirt design for plumbers, construction workers, contractors, framers, carpenters, roofers, builders and those wanting to make a suggestive sexual statement.
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EVEN BILL DOESN'T WANT HILLARY
Bill Clinton knows Hillary best. If Bill doesn’t want Hillary why would we want Hillary to represent us as Senator or as President? We sure don't need Bill flavor dipping cigars & soiling more intern skirts in the ovary orifice either – NO Hillary
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TATTOOED IN PLACES YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE
Every tattoo tells a story! I just love those naughty erotic decorative sexual tattoo surprises. Erotic tattoos keep me feeling so… sexy and turned-on all the time.
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FOLLOW THE LITER
/ FOLLOWING THE LITER
Now this is something I can get behind. I'd stalk that liter all the way across the bar through teaming swarms of vintage bar flies for some bad-ass creamy head like that.
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EVEN BILL DOESN'T DESIRE HELLARY
Hillary, Bill's crazy bitch from HELL. Even Bill doesn't want Hillary Clinton! And we sure don't need more scandal with Bill flavor dipping cigars and soiling more intern skirts in the ovary orifice either - HILLARY. (hard version - here!)
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DEMOCRAPS STINK!
No Text version... Democrat philosophy stinks! Where is my gasp mask? Republicans have been taking steamy piles
of shitty Democrat rhetoric for years. Butt now the turd has changed. Republicans are eating Democrats alive, pooping them out to pasture to wallow in
their quagmire.
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I SMELL A DEMOCRAP!
Democrat philosophy stinks! Where is my gasp mask? Republicans have been taking steamy piles
of shitty Democrat rhetoric for years. Butt now the turd has changed. Republicans are eating Democrats alive, pooping them out to pasture to wallow in
their quagmire.
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ONCE EUROPEAN..DON'T TRY TO STOP
Doesn’t it just make you want to do the squirm when you are basking in sheer ecstasy of an activity when all of the sudden midstream something painfully urgent comes dancing along requiring you to shear it off?
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HOPELESS ROMANTIC SEEKS FILTHY WHORE
Want your own filthy whore with a sense of humor to screw around with? Wouldn’t it be great if your filthy whore fucked like a porn star! Party like a rock star and fuck like a - filthy whore.
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I'D DRILL THAT
I’d drill that: adult sexual innuendo parody and sexual funny saying / slogan. Make it one of your sayings - I’d drill that too! A great shirt design for plumbers, construction workers, contractors, framers, carpenters, roofers, builders and those wanting to make a suggestive sexual statement.
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I'D POUND THAT
I’d pound that: adult sexual innuendo parody and sexual funny saying / slogan. Make it one of your sayings – I’d pound that too! A great shirt design for plumbers, construction workers, contractors, framers, carpenters, roofers, builders and those wanting to make a suggestive sexual statement.
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I'D NAIL THAT
I’d nail that: adult sexual innuendo parody and sexual funny saying / slogan. Make it one of your sayings - I’d nail that too! A great shirt design for plumbers, construction workers, contractors, framers, carpenters, roofers, builders and those wanting to make a suggestive sexual statement.
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I'D DO THAT
I’d do that: adult sexual innuendo parody and sexual funny saying / slogan. Make it one of your sayings – I’d do that too! A great shirt design for plumbers, construction workers, contractors, framers, carpenters, roofers, builders and those wanting to make a suggestive sexual statement.
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I'D TAMP THAT
I’d tamp that: adult sexual innuendo parody and sexual funny saying / slogan. Make it one of your sayings - I’d tamp that too! A great shirt design for plumbers, construction workers, contractors, framers, carpenters, roofers, builders and those wanting to make a suggestive sexual statement.
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I WANT TO *HAVE* A FEMALE PRESIDENT
I’ve always wanted to do a female president. The phone rings …it’s Madam President! She invites me to spend an intimate night with her at the Whitehouse, oh yeah! Then I wake up (:-
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